things I’d text harry if we we’re friends
- "can i borrow 50k real quick?"
- "naked sleepover?"
- "when are you gonna hook me up wit zayn tho???"
- "would it be weird if i gave you a blow job?"
- "*sunglasses emoji*"
Midnight Memories Full TV ad
Ok so I was at the beach and like I was without my glasses so I couldn’t see really well but I was watching this couple walking by the sea like I was actually starring at her legs because they’re really thin and when I looked up I recognized Eleanor’s hair like that pointy thing she has there and I was like omg no way and when i looked to the right it was Louis and I freaked out like is started slapping my fathers arm and I couldn’t speak he thought I was hurt but I was in an emotional level and Eleanor saw it as they passed and they looked back and I went there with my mom like she took the picture so shoutout to my mama and he said and I quote “ok before we take the picture I need to ask you something. You need to promise me you won’t post this on twitter or tumblr or Facebook or anything because no one knows I’m here” and I was like “I swear I swear I swear I swear I swear I swear” and thEn he made like the pinky promise thing and I went blind for a second and then he hugged me and we took the picture. oH and he was smoking so he have his cigarette to Eleanor and I reAlly wanted to take a picture with her as well but I couldn’t speak like I thanked them and they continued walking and I started crying and it was the only thing I talked about for the whole week
Sorry it’s really long
A week later because pinky promise.
@itsmemissv said: DONT WATCH IT IF YOU WANNA SURVIVE NICOLE DONT DO IT
ALREADY DID AHHHH I LOVE THOSE VIDS BUT I GET ANXIETY THINKING ABOUT THE HOURS AND HOURS OF FOOTAGE THERE IS THAT WE HAVEN’T SEEN…. WHYYYYYYYYYY
oh fuck i keep forgetting about the vault videos aaaaaaaahhhhh